How To Make Clay

Here is 8 simple steps for making homemade modeling clay.

Ingredients

2 cup flour
1 cup salt
7 cups of sugar
4 cups of glucose (or simple sugar)
1 cup warm water
1 teaspoon cooking oil
food coloring any color you desire(optional)

How to make Clay

Step 1: Take a large bowl and utensil.
Step 2: Pour the flour and salt into the bowl.
Step 3: Gently pour a bit of the warm water and start mixing the mixture.
Step 4: Keep pouring the water in as you mix the mixture.
Step 5: When the mixture gets hard/rough and you are unable to mix it, add cooking oil to make it softer. (Not much)
Step 6: If your clay is too watery, add a little more flour. (Not too much) Add it in very small measures and knead the dough a little. Repeat the process until you think your clay has the right consistency.
Step 7: Add in the food coloring and keep mixing the clay.
Step 8: Once the color is evenly distributed, you can gather the clay and play with it. If you have to stop be sure to put it in an airtight container and put it in your fridge.

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The final chapter of the “SINISTER SIX TRILOGY” is here. SPIDER-MAN 4 and SPIDER-MAN 5 set the stage and now it’s time for the main event. Hope you enjoy Part 4 of “THE SINISTER SIX should be the New SPIDEY-TRILOGY”.

SPIDER-MAN 6

AUNT MAY is getting married with ADRIAN TOOMES and PETER PARKER hates the idea. PETER and GWEN STACY visit AUNT MAY’s new penthouse apartment. PETER’s spider sense alerts him of a small surveillance robot scaling the side of the building. PETER makes up an excuse to leave so he may investigate. SPIDER-MAN finds the surveillance robot and a chase begins. SPIDER-MAN captures the robot but is ambushed by a dozen more. SPIDER-MAN defeats all the robots and they all self destruct. At the OSCORP lab the surveillance monitors show static and MR. TOOMES is furious. His assistant MAC GARGAN tries to calm him down. MR. TOOMES explains his grand scheme to GARGAN, tells him the importance of his involvement, and shows GARGAN a special made power suit. MR. TOOMES informs GARGAN that he already has an agent infiltrating.

The next morning at the DAILY BUGLE office J. JONAH JAMESON is ecstatic over the public’s interest in MR. TOOMES’ wedding to AUNT MAY. The DAILY BUGLE newspapers have been selling out all over town. JAMESON wants PETER to be interviewed for a story in the paper. PETER denies the offer, JAMESON becomes angry, and he kicks PETER out of his office. Later that night SPIDER-MAN catches a burglar exiting an apartment window. The burglar runs away into a well populated area, SPIDER-MAN appears, SPIDER-MAN shoots the man in front of many witnesses, and SPIDER-MAN escapes into a dark alley. The next day all the newspapers are reporting SPIDER-MAN is a killer.

PETER is in the street reading the DAILY BUGLE when MR. TOOMES suddenly appears without his bodyguard/assistant GARGAN. MR. TOOMES informs PETER about his knowledge of PETER’s secret identity as SPIDER-MAN. MR. TOOMES tells PETER to give himself up or suffer a great lost. PETER tells MR. TOOMES he will not give up and he will stop any of MR. TOOMES’ schemes.

At RYKER’S ISLAND prison a CORRECTION OFFICER is patrolling the cell blocks. The CORRECTION OFFICER stops in front of the cell belonging to KRAVEN THE HUNTER.

The CORRECTION OFFICER opens the cell door, tells KRAVEN he has the skills to escape on his own, and hands KRAVEN a note with a rendezvous point.

Outside of New York City MAC GARGAN now wearing a power suit and going by the codename SCORPION breaks into an unknown penitentiary to initiate the break out of RHINO and SHOCKER.

The SCORPION defends the powerless RHINO and SHOCKER as all three of them escape the prison and disappear into the night. At the DAILY BUGLE office JAMESON is informing PETER about the prison escapes of KRAVEN, RHINO, and SHOCKER. JAMESON feels the fugitives will try to seek revenge on SPIDER-MAN and he wants PETER to stay alert to catch photographs of the impending battle.

PETER rushes to AUNT MAY’s penthouse but only finds GWEN. GWEN tells PETER that AUNT MAY is out to dinner with MR. TOOMES. PETER tries to fight his urge to tell GWEN everything and GWEN takes notice. GWEN tries to convince PETER to share his feelings. When PETER is just about to tell her everything his spider senses alert him of danger. A tiny robot passes by the window and PETER leaves the penthouse to chase after it. SPIDER-MAN is intercepted by KRAVEN THE HUNTER who leads SPIDER-MAN on a chase. SPIDER-MAN loses KRAVEN’s trail and is blasted by a sonic blast which sends him flying through a giant MARY JANE billboard promoting her Hollywood movie.

At the OSCORP lab MR. TOOMES meets with his team of villains. MR. TOOMES introduces the CORRECTION OFFICER to the rest of the team. The CORRECTION OFFICER removes his wig and facial hair to reveal he is THE CHAMELEON.The next day PETER arrives at AUNT MAY’s penthouse to speak with her but she is watching TV with GWEN and MR. TOOMES. PETER tries to leave but AUNT MAY and MR. TOOMES convince him to stay. The conversation between PETER, AUNT MAY, GWEN, and MR. TOOMES is interrupted by a news bulletin on the TV. The news is reporting a disturbance and the cameras show RHINO destroying city property. PETER tries to leave but MR. TOOMES prevents him from doing so. RHINO lifts a city bus with a MARY JANE movie poster on it and tosses the bus towards near by traffic. SPIDER-MAN appears at the disturbance but does nothing to stop RHINO. Instead SPIDER-MAN blatantly leaves the scene as all the news outlets are reporting the incident live. RHINO runs away immediately following SPIDER-MAN’s departure. PETER is infuriated but is hiding his emotions from everyone.

At the DAILY BUGLE office JAMESON is angry at PETER for not having any new SPIDER-MAN photographs during this whole SPIDER-MAN conspiracy. PETER is pacing the room as JAMESON yells at him. PETER gets angry and tosses JAMESON’s computer monitor against the wall. JAMESON looks in shock as PETER quickly apologizes and exits the room. A surveillance robot outside of JAMESON’s window crawls away. MR. TOOMES is at the OSCORP lab viewing the surveillance monitors and places the call for the final step of his grand plan to capture SPIDER-MAN.

PETER is walking to GWEN’s house when his spider sense alerts him of a dozen small robots approaching. PETER quickly ducks into the shadows and emerges as SPIDER-MAN. The robots scatter and SPIDER-MAN chases them. One by one SPIDER-MAN destroys the small robots. The final robot leads SPIDER-MAN to BATTERY PARK before it self destructs. SPIDER-MAN looks out into the distance where he can see sonic laser beams shooting up into the sky on LIBERTY ISLAND.

SPIDER-MAN arrives on LIBERTY ISLAND, encounters KRAVEN, and they engage in hand to hand combat. SPIDER-MAN cannot defeat KRAVEN and tries to escape. SPIDER-MAN cannot swing out of harms way so he must escape on foot. SPIDER-MAN cannot focus his spider sense because of the many dangers facing him from all angles. SPIDER-MAN meets SCORPION who is distracting him as RHINO charges. RHINO smashes SPIDER-MAN and they fight. SPIDER-MAN escapes from RHINO and SCORPION contacts MR. TOOMES to inform him of the mission’s status. At the OSCORP lab in a secret area MR. TOOMES gases himself with his own version of the GOBLIN SERUM.

Back at LIBERTY ISLAND the mission continues. SPIDER-MAN meets the FAKE SPIDER-MAN. SPIDER-MAN defeats the FAKE SPIDER-MAN and removes his mask to reveal the CHAMELEON. Suddenly SPIDER-MAN’s spider senses alert him of danger. SCORPION dashes by SPIDER-MAN and SHOCKER hits SPIDER-MAN with a sonic blast. SCORPION again contacts MR. TOOMES to give a mission update. In his secret lab MR. TOOMES is opening a chamber containing a WINGED POWER SUIT.

The battle continues as SPIDER-MAN fights SHOCKER and SPIDER-MAN escapes. KRAVEN supplies a distraction to SPIDER-MAN while SCORPION hits SPIDER-MAN with his armored tail. SPIDER-MAN fights SCORPION and the rest of team join in. KRAVEN, SHOCKER, RHINO, and CHAMELEON each take cheap shots at SPIDER-MAN. The gang assault is interrupted by the high pitched shriek of a monster. LIZARD leaps out of his hiding and begins to attack the SINISTER 5. SCORPION tries to contact MR. TOOMES. Up in the city sky there’s a stream of flames moving extremely fast. On LIBERTY ISLAND the team of SPIDER-MAN and LIZARD are still engaged in battle with the SINISTER 5. The fight comes to a close, SPIDER-MAN and LIZARD are victorious, but VULTURE appears holding GWEN STACY hostage. VULTURE takes GWEN up to the crown of THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. SPIDER-MAN fights VULTURE in the sky surrounding the STATUE OF LIBERTY. VULTURE grabs GWEN, tosses her into the sky, jets over to SPIDER-MAN, and grabs him. VULTURE tries to fly away but SPIDER-MAN shoots a web line onto the STATUE OF LIBERTY to anchor himself. GWEN has fallen below the crown level of THE STATUE. SPIDER-MAN tries to break free, MR. TOOMES laughs, and LIZARD jumps onto VULTURE’s back. VULTURE’s power source is damaged, he releases SPIDER-MAN, and he plummets with LIZARD on his back. SPIDER-MAN rushes to save GWEN but is too late. On the other side of THE STATUE lay the bodies of VULTURE and LIZARD.

AUNT MAY is watching the news report about the death of ADRIAN TOOMES, the incarceration of the SINISTER 5, and end of OSCORP. There is no mention of LIZARD. PETER arrives to pick up AUNT MAY for GWEN’s funeral. Before they leave PETER confesses to AUNT MAY that he is SPIDER-MAN. At GWEN STACY’s funeral a gloved hand takes hold of PETER’s hand. PETER looks up to see MARY JANE wearing a black veil, standing beside him, and remaining silent. AUNT MAY stands on the other side of PETER and takes hold of his other hand.

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TWILIGHT: Is it worth the hype?

Twilight: New Moon debuted at the box office this weekend and it’s a big hit. $258.8 million dollars worth of fans can’t be wrong…. Or can they? In my opinion the enormous profit being generated by this movie has little to do with the overall production value of the film. Raging teenage hormones and less than stellar love lives are the secret to Twilight’s success. Before anyone reading this thinks I’m just a hater or a bandwagon anti-Twilight rebel who has never seen the movie let me set the record straight. I watched the first Twilight movie over the weekend. I did so for two reasons, #1 was to see what all the big hype over this movie was about, and #2 was so I may properly bash or praise this movie. This article will not be “Twilight is the biggest piece of crap” nor will it be “Twilight is the greatest thing ever”. This entry will be more about what I personally think about the movie, the hype, and the hatred that surrounds it.

I have to admit that I already hated Twilight without even watching the first movie. The trailers, commercials, and posters introduced me to bunch of Abercrombie models in blue tinted lighting with vampire fangs. Tons of meaningless merchandise with the Twilight logo and all the overrated super hype being displayed by the fans made me sick. Even if I wanted to like the movie it was impossible because of the way Twilight was being thrown in my face and shoved down my throat. I wanted to gag every time I saw a stupid piece of merchandise with the logo on it. Do we really need Twilight tampons or Twilight hemorrhoid cream?

So how do I feel after finally watching the first movie?

Well it didn’t suck but it is no way near worth all the hype and admiration it’s receiving. On that same note it wasn’t as bad as the haters would like you to believe. Let me break this down into two parts. First part will be for the fans and the second part will be for the critics.

To the Fans of Twilight: This movie is not the greatest love story ever told and it’s not the best representation of vampires ever seen. The main star is not a super hottie unless you’re talking about Kristen Stewart or the vampire girl who can see the future. Robert Pattinson is far from People Magazine’s sexiest man of the year. His role as Edward the vampire has blinded females from seeing his true unhealthy drug junkie appearance. He looks like a 90’s rocker two weeks away from drug overdosing. The movie itself isn’t groundbreaking and actually very generic. The acting is very bland and uninspiring, and the special effects are TV show quality. The movie overall seems like it could have been a two hour teen special on the CW Network.

To the Haters of Twilight: When I hear people complain about this movie I usually hear the same things. The bad acting, the boring storyline, the vampires in the daytime, and the biggest complaint is “The Shine”. The acting was lackluster and you can’t redeem that, but the storyline was only as boring as your taste in movies. Twilight is a simple love story but with a supernatural twist. The storyline will be as exciting as a Sandra Bullock movie so if you’re expecting anything beyond that then you are stupid. What about the vampires walking around in the day? This movie is not the first to feature vampires walking outside during the day. The vampires in Twilight hanging out during the day works with the story they are trying to tell. It increases the possibilities for interaction between characters. Credit should be given for the way it was handled. At least the vampires were only outside on mild or cloudy days when the sun wasn’t beaming down on them. “Vampires always burn in sunlight! What the hell is this Shining nonsense?” The main thing I wanted to see about this movie was the infamous “Shine”. I heard so many negative things about “The Shine” that it became the must-see factor for me. After seeing it I realized that the haters were seriously over reacting. In my opinion “The Shine” element was the only innovative thing about the movie. I actually liked the idea of the vampires hiding from the sun because their skin shines. If vampires really existed and they shined in the sunlight they will hide because people will bust caps in them immediately. What people need to understand about Twilight is that above all things it is a love story. “The Shine” provides the movie with dramatic and romantic imagery and if you can’t see that then you are just being an ignorant hater. Not ever vampire movie needs to follow all the same mythology and conform to the same rules. Twilight changed things up to suit the story they are trying to tell and it works for them. After the initial reveal of “The Shine” I was already counting the seconds until I was given a romantic scene with Bella and sparkly Edward, and I didn’t have to wait long.

The Twilight series is not for everyone. Many will like it and many will hate it. At the end of the day Twilight is just a regular movie. It is not worth all the craziness and hype surrounding it, but not worth all the over-the-top hatred either. It is your average love story seen in countless movies before. The only difference is the inclusion of werewolves and vampires. If you are into romantic movies I recommend it but if you’re a general movie fan you can watch it on HBO or borrow the DVD.

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THE SINISTER SIX should be the New SPIDEY-TRILOGY (Part 3) “SPIDER-MAN 5”

SPIDER-MAN 5

One Year has passed since the events of SPIDER-MAN 4. PETER PARKER and GWEN STACY now have a steady relationship, but AUNT MAY is depressed and feels lonely in her old age. At the OSCORP building ADRIAN TOOMES introduces his assistant/bodyguard MAC GARGAN to an engineer by the name of HERMAN SCHULTZ. For the past year MR. TOOMES and MR. SCHULTZ have secretly developed a number of different power suits to aid in the capture of SPIDER-MAN. At the home of MRS. CONNORS, PETER speaks with her about DR. CONNORS who is still missing. MR. TOOMES and MAC GARGAN are walking the streets of New York City when a large Russian man by the name of ALEKSEI SYTSEVICH tries to mug them at gun point. MR. TOOMES prevents MAC GARGAN from assaulting ALEKSEI, talks the Russian out of committing his crime, and offers ALEKSEI a job. In the OSCORP lab MR. TOOMES provides ALEKSEI with an armored power suit capable of administering massive amounts of physical damage. MR. TOOMES gives ALEKSEI the codename RHINO as well as orders to capture SPIDER-MAN.
PETER PARKER and GWEN STACY are out to lunch when PETER hears a news bulletin about a disturbance downtown. PETER rushes out to investigate telling GWEN he has to take pictures. SPIDER-MAN arrives on the scene to witness RHINO causing large amounts of property damage. SPIDER-MAN attempts to stop RHINO and a battle ensues. SPIDER-MAN has the upper hand but his spider-sense alerts him of danger and as he turns around he is hit by a sonic blast. SPIDER-MAN is sent flying into a nearby van but recovers quickly only to notice RHINO is gone. SPIDER-MAN goes to recover his camera and finds it broken within the surrounding rubble.

At the DAILY BUGLE office J. JONAH JAMESON is yelling at PETER for not capturing a photo of RHINO. JAMESON tells PETER not to return to work until he has a picture of RHINO. At the home of AUNT MAY a television is playing a soap opera starring MARY JANE. In the background AUNT MAY’s voice can be heard speaking to someone. PETER and GWEN enter the house, PETER’s spider-sense goes off, and to his surprise he finds AUNT MAY sitting with ADRIAN TOOMES drinking coffee together. AUNT MAY explains to PETER how she and MR. TOOMES exchanged numbers when they first met at the OSCORP charity event last year but she was too timid to call. She further explains that MR. TOOMES felt the same way but recently mustered up the courage to call her. MR. TOOMES thanks AUNT MAY for the coffee and leaves claiming he has important work to do in the office. At the OSCORP lab MR. SCHULTZ reveals himself to be the one who saved RHINO and he now goes by the codename SHOCKER.

The next day GWEN gives PETER a brand new camera as a gift. PETER reveals to GWEN his disapproval of the friendship between AUNT MAY and MR. TOOMES. GWEN tells PETER that AUNT MAY needs companionship and MR. TOOMES seems like a nice person who will take care of her. Later that night AUNT MAY is out to dinner with MR. TOOMES. During the date MR. TOOMES ask AUNT MAY about the whereabouts of PETER. She tells MR. TOOMES that PETER is at MRS. CONNORS house. MR. TOOMES places the call to begin the next stage of his plan to capture SPIDER-MAN.

Over at MRS. CONNORS’ house PETER and GWEN have just finished eating dinner. Outside the house RHINO is running towards it. Inside the house PETER’s spider-sense goes off as RHINO breaks the wall. RHINO runs through house blasting through the other side and continues running. PETER tells GWEN to call the police, grabs his camera, and chases after RHINO. SPIDER-MAN’s pursuit of RHINO is cut short when he is once again hit by a sonic blast. The SHOCKER comes out of hiding and begins to fight SPIDER-MAN. The battle ends when SPIDER-MAN narrowly escapes.

The next day at the DAILY BUGLE office JAMESON is angry at PETER for bringing him blurry out-of-focus pictures of RHINO. JAMESON fires PETER but also tells him the job may be given back to him if he brings in pictures of RHINO. At the OSCORP lab MR. TOOMES is infuriated by RHINO’s and SHOCKER’s effort to capture SPIDER-MAN. MR. TOOMES formulates the final plan to capture SPIDER-MAN. PETER meets GWEN outside a movie theater and he tells her about losing his job. GWEN tells him not to worry and offers to pay for his movie ticket. At the home of AUNT MAY she hears a knocking on the door and answers it. MR. TOOMES stands in the doorway and tells AUNT MAY he has a surprise for her.

Over at the theater MAC GARGAN has arrived. He hands a note and a photo of PETER to a theater usher while giving instructions to pass the note on to PETER. Inside a limousine AUNT MAY asks MR. TOOMES about their destination. MR. TOOMES again tells her it’s a surprise. At the theater PETER and GWEN exit the movie and are stopped by the theater usher who hands PETER the note. PETER reads the note which tells him to check on the safety of AUNT MAY. PETER makes up an excuse to leave GWEN so he may go investigate.

SPIDER-MAN races across town to AUNT MAY’s house and is met on the rooftop of her apartment building by SHOCKER. The two of them begin to fight and RHINO joins the battle. SPIDER-MAN fights SHOCKER and RHINO two against one. The battle is intense and causes major damage to the apartment building. SPIDER-MAN defeats both SHOCKER and RHINO and they are taken into custody.

The next day PETER gives JAMESON photos of RHINO and SHOCKER but PETER is sad because AUNT MAY is still missing. JAMESON gives PETER his job back and sympathizes for PETER’s lost. JAMESON in a show of goodwill gives PETER a pay bonus. At the home of AUNT MAY sits PETER and GWEN wondering about her whereabouts. Suddenly the front door opens and AUNT MAY cheerfully walks inside the house. She approaches PETER who questions her cheerfulness. AUNT MAY tells PETER and GWEN that she is engaged to be married with MR. TOOMES. At the home of MRS. CONNORS she is packing boxes. She can be seen through the giant hole in front of her house. Hiding in the shadows watching her is LIZARD and he whispers her name to himself.

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THE SINISTER SIX should be the New SPIDEY-TRILOGY (Part 2) “SPIDER-MAN 4”

If you search the web you'll find countless blogs and message boards with fans giving their ideas for the new SPIDER-MAN movie. Some ideas are bad and some are good. In Part 1 of this article I stated my opinion on why the new SPIDER-MAN trilogy should incorporate THE SINISTER SIX. So now I will throw my hat into the idea pit to give you my storyline concept for a new SPIDER-MAN trilogy. This will be written using only bullet points of a general storyline.

SPIDER-MAN 4

PETER PARKER is at a lost for friends. HARRY OSBORN is dead and MARY JANE has moved to Hollywood to better her acting career. PETER begins a closer friendship with DR. CONNORS, while also trying to make amends with GWEN STACY due to events from Spider-Man 3. An old man by the name of ADRIAN TOOMES is appointed as the new C.E.O of OSCORP as the company changes management. MR. TOOMES is assisted and guarded by a large man named MAC GARGAN. The news press gather at the airport to report the arrival of celebrity big game hunter KRAVEN THE HUNTER.

KRAVEN has come to New York City as a celebrity guest for an OSCORP charity event supporting Endangered Species. DR. CONNORS meets with MR. TOOMES who wants to recruit him for his team of researchers. CONNORS turns it down, but MR. TOOMES offers him the technology to re-grow his severed arm. CONNORS leaves the meeting without giving an answer, at his home DR. CONNORS tells his wife about MR. TOOMES' offer. PETER looks for DR. CONNORS on the college campus but doesn’t find him and bumps into GWEN STACY and tries another attempt at giving her an apology. DR. CONNORS is at OSCORP undergoing the process of re-growing his arm. A horrible side effect develops and transforms DR. CONNORS into a LIZARD-MAN.

The LIZARD breaks out killing researchers in the process. The DAILY BUGLE receives numerous reports of a giant LIZARD roaming the city and J. JONAH JAMESON tells PETER he must capture the first photo of the creature. KRAVEN reads the LIZARD stories in the newspapers and formulates a plan to capture it. MR. TOOMES researches the OSCORP lab files to find out what went wrong in the CONNORS experiment but discovers the secret files of NORMAN OSBORN. MR. TOOMES reads about the PERFORMANCE ENHANCER SERUM which created the GREEN GOBLIN and he learns SPIDER-MAN’s secret identity.

SPIDER-MAN patrols the night eventually finding the LIZARD and chasing it throughout the city and ending up in the sewer system where they battle for the first time. The LIZARD escapes but SPIDER-MAN has captured the photo JAMESON wanted. At the Bugle PETER submits the photo and JAMESON gives him an invitation for the OSCORP charity event. JAMESON tells PETER that he was personally requested by the new C.E.O MR. TOOMES to cover the event for the Bugle.

That same night SPIDER-MAN is searching the city for the LIZARD but encounters KRAVEN THE HUNTER and a battle ensues. SPIDER-MAN escapes but KRAVEN has obtained SPIDER-MAN’s scent. The next day PETER invites GWEN STACY to the charity event but she declines. Later that night PETER arrives at the OSCORP charity event with AUNT MAY as his date. MR. TOOMES introduces himself to PETER and AUNT MAY. PETER’S spider-sense goes off and he scans the room for potential danger. PETER spots KRAVEN and assumes he is what triggered his spider-sense. MR. TOOMES engages in conversation with AUNT MAY and takes her away as PETER begins to snap photos of the event. KRAVEN captures SPIDER-MAN’s scent in the air and looks around the room to pin point it. PETER becomes nervous and looks for AUNT MAY which he finds still conversing with MR. TOOMES. PETER grabs AUNT MAY and they leave the event.

Outside the banquet hall PETER and AUNT MAY run into GWEN STACY. PETER introduces AUNT MAY to GWEN and AUNT MAY. KRAVEN is still tracking down the scent and exits the banquet hall, but PETER’s spider-sense alerts him. PETER hails a taxi and invites GWEN to AUNT MAY’s house for some dinner and coffee. GWEN accepts and the three of them leave just as KRAVEN is approaching. At the house GWEN and AUNT MAY are conversing. GWEN mentions the disappearance of DR. CONNORS and PETER begins to question her about it. KRAVEN arrives at AUNT MAY’s apartment building still tracing SPIDER-MAN’s scent.

PETER’s spider-sense goes off and he rushes to the window. PETER witnesses LIZARD going into an alley way and rushes out the house making an excuse for his departure. SPIDER-MAN follows LIZARD’s trail and KRAVEN follows them both. SPIDER-MAN finally corners the LIZARD, KRAVEN appears, and an intense three way battle begins. The fight reaches the water front of the city and hits the climax when KRAVEN fatally wounds the LIZARD and it falls into the ocean to its apparent death. SPIDER-MAN defeats KRAVEN and leaves him for the authorities to take into custody. LIZARD’s body is never recovered.

The next day PETER PARKER is speaking with DR. CONNORS’ wife and telling her he will use all his resources to find her husband. At the OSCORP building MR. TOOMES explains to his assistant MAC GARGAN his plans for capturing SPIDER-MAN so he may replicate his abilities. At the home of AUNT MAY the television reports KRAVEN’s arrest. PETER walks into the house and is surprised to see GWEN STACY sitting with AUNT MAY. GWEN invites PETER out on a date and he accepts.

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THE SINISTER SIX should be the New SPIDEY-TRILOGY (Part 1)

When SPIDER-MAN swung into movie theaters in 2002 it started a Spidey-Epidemic. Webbed merchandise was all over the place, Spider-Man’s face and logo were massively printed, embroidered, pasted, sketched, airbrushed, shit smeared, projected, and carved on every possible piece of saleable material. SPIDER-MAN created obese wallets for bootleggers everywhere, but Spidey also satisfied the appetite of the Hollywood Profit Hungry Monster. We Spidey-Swing to 2004 and SPIDER-MAN 2 made enough money to cover for five corrupt business tycoons. Three years later SPIDER-MAN 3 webs up box office ticket booths to bring in a hefty amount of cash. It was large enough to make GHANDOLF THE GREAT sweat in his hobbit hair robe and force CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW to sober up a bit. The UNCLE SCROOGE money pit the studio now had convinced them that SPIDER-MAN was like JELL-O, and there was always room for more. The Studio announces that the SPIDER-MAN movie franchise will continue for three more movies. So prepare for SPIDER-MAN 4, 5, and 6.

I’m going to come right out and say it, SPIDER-MAN 6 must include THE SINISTER SIX. There are so many reasons why this will work and be a good move on the Studios behalf. This new trilogy of SPIDEY-MOVIES has the potential to be the biggest comic book movie series of all time. The movie-to-movie build up of SPIDER-MAN’s biggest challenge can become THE LORD THE RINGS of comic book films. With principal photography for SPIDER-MAN 4 on the horizon it’s safe to say the Director and Crew already know where they’re headed with the new cinematic adventures of SPIDER-MAN. Not to say that this article will change their minds, but even they wanted to change the direction of the movie, it might be accurate to say it’s too late. Hopefully these so-called “smarter than us” Hollywood people already thought about this idea, and are executing it in a smarter way because they are smarter than me. I will provide a short list of reasons why THE SINISTER SIX has the ability to be the greatest thing in SPIDEY-CINEMA history.

3 Reasons why THE SINISTER SIX should be the New SPIDER-MAN Trilogy

• Novelty – The most obvious of reasons will be the novelty factor of the sixth movie in the Spider-Man franchise containing The Sinister Six. Think of all the posters and advertisements that will be created incorporating the number six, Spider-Man, and the Villains. A truck load of taglines, catchy phrases, and number six references are on the horizon. Movie posters, banners, character specific ads, and commercials all over the place subliminally making you crave THE VULTURE with their number six marketing campaign.
• Merchandising – The normal Spider-Man merchandising applies, but the “Novelty” factor kicks in. With each movie building to the final epic fight in Spider-Man 6, there will be a good number of villains to stretch throughout the trilogy. This equals waves of merchandise for each movie including Halloween costumes, posters, clothing, action figures, and box sets that are made of villain characters to be released with each movie. An ultimate SINISTER SIX box set can hit toy shelves featuring all six villains with cool paint jobs and sold for $150 even though it’s just the $10 figure repainted. Obviously there is a plethora of other merchandise options and this is just an example.
• Hype/Anticipation – The Lord of Rings and Harry Potter series benefited immensely using this factor. Using multiple movies to tell an interconnected story, which is part of one giant storyline. The audience signed on for one movie but will stay for three or seven if they like wizards. In the case of Spider-Man and The Sinister Six, each movie will introduce the Villains and raise the stacks, building to the final assembling of the team, and Spider-Man’s greatest battle. If you want an example of this Hype/Anticipation factor then look no longer further than THE AVENGERS movie hitting theaters in 2012. We all know you going to see IRON MAN 2, but not for WAR WACHINE. You want to see how the movie brings you closer to THE AVENGERS. The trilogy of The Sinister Six will give Spider-Fans the dream movie they have always wanted.

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